Quote #31262
We would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.
Quote #33918
All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #2378
The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...
Quote #9973
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. And man can...
Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #28134
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
Quote #34639
I just never let anything bother me, man. I know myself really well. Nobody’s...
Quote #13317
My mother said to me, if you go into the military, you will become...
Quote #31094
Get busy living or get busy dying.