Quote #3888
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same...
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #6068
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Quote #7550
Experience teaches only the teachable.
Quote #28939
If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #4971
I am not merry; but I do beguileThe thing I am, by seeming otherwise.
Quote #14525
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #27318
When you live on a round planet, there’s no choosing sides.
Quote #17126
Everyone complains of his memory, none of his judgment.
Quote #22024
Opportunity is often difficult to recognize we usually expect it to beckon us with...