Quote #526
The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.
Quote #29967
Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another.
Quote #5527
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an...
Quote #6055
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Quote #17021
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Quote #17885
Time cools, time clarifies no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course...
Quote #33469
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #13485
I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.
Quote #28782
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.