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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times...
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If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
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It is far better to be silent than merely to increase the quantity of...
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I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have...
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I have often been downcast, but never in despair I regard our hiding as...
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Forgiveness is letting go of the hope that the past can be changed.
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We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us,...
Quote #34267
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.