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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
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I take as my guide the hope of a saint in crucial things, unity...
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I thought they’d get one of us, but Jack, after all he’s been through,...
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If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #7672
He who blinded by ambition, raises himself to a position whence he cannot mount...
Quote #34762
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
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A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
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We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh...
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The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle...