Quote #24632
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #29537
I once said cynically of a politician, ‘He’ll doublecross that bridge when he comes...
Quote #6404
There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has...
Quote #22055
Friendship is neither a formality nor a mode it is rather a life.
Quote #20541
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #4490
Practice yourself what you preach.
Quote #19525
No man is exempt from saying silly things the mischief is to say them...
Quote #3736
Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his...
Quote #28245
I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
Quote #297
All great truths begin as blasphemies.