Quote #21875
Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yieldAgainst stupidity the very godsThemselves contend in vain....
Quote #28320
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #2896
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #31209
What we need is more people who specialize in the impossible.
Quote #27764
If wrinkles must be written upon your brows, let them not be written upon...
Quote #22874
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must...
Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #17326
The end excuses any evil.
Quote #20117
Kind words are short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
Quote #22340
Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire...