Steven Wright Quote #335 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Jeremy S. Anderson Quote #19241 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We...
Herbert Butterfield Quote #26213 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The very fact of its finding itself in agreement with other minds perturbs it,...
Mark Leeper Quote #3731 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the...
Richard Milhous Nixon Quote #22528 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well,...
Henry David Thoreau Quote #1400 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28249 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Terry Hands Quote #28445 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We may pretend that we’re basically moral people who make mistakes, but the whole...
Umberto Eco Quote #6227 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless...
Fred Astaire Quote #9175 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.