Quote #2747
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #21095
Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
Quote #14874
I am entirely certain that twenty years from now we will look back at...
Quote #25781
Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
Quote #8459
Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief, or ignorance.
Quote #15480
Better were it to be unborn than to be ill bred.
Quote #32804
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
Quote #31626
It’s like being a Knight of the Garter. It’s an honor, but it doesn’t...
Quote #5405
If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to...