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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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The Art of Love: knowing how to combine the temperment of a vampire with...
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Committee–a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide...
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The appearance of right oft leads us wrong.
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Be humble, if thou would’st attain to Wisdom. Be humbler still, when Wisdom thou...
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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
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It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and...
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There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love...
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We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything...
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Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night’s...