Quote #17929
Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
Quote #28249
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Quote #34373
Who would’ve thought such a slight tilt in our earthly axis could make such...
Quote #27921
Happiness consists in activity. It is running steam, not a stagnant pool.
Quote #19332
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Quote #27390
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Quote #9770
Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
Quote #438
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
Quote #6641
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the...
Quote #29172
Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night’s...