Quote #8140
The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only...
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #28161
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #23093
I live in the crowds of jollity, not so much to enjoy company as...
Quote #23420
The privilege of absurdity to which no living creature is subject, but man only.
Quote #5935
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #33204
I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under...
Quote #29599
We fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them.
Quote #26140
There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never...