Quote #23665
Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
Quote #22478
Once you get into this great stream of history, you can’t get out.
Quote #7237
The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that...
Quote #10446
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #28357
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Quote #21814
Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is...
Quote #29852
A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit...
Quote #23497
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one...
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #20081
There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience.