Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #14131
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #2127
Almost all reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big...
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #7871
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...
Quote #19998
There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way...
Quote #31899
There can be no justice so long as rules are absolute.
Quote #14668
He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young,...
Quote #4763
The postman always rings twice.
Quote #6950
He will live ill who does not know how to die well.