Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
Quote #18307
Batman You killed my parents. The Joker What What What are you talking about...
Quote #22414
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #4353
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Quote #32801
The plural of anecdote is data.
Quote #24905
They tell me I have got a mind of my own, but sometimes it’s...
Quote #17017
We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
Quote #6117
Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is...
Quote #18671
Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don’t let the bastards grind you down.