Quote #28158
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Quote #34621
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
Quote #7678
Let your desires be ruled by reason. (Appetitus Rationi Pareat)
Quote #21923
I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I...
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #12240
Humans live best when each has a place to stand, when each knows where...
Quote #30899
What you don’t see with your eyes, don’t invent with your mouth.
Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #32304
Though it’s important that people know you, It is more important if they think...
Quote #31485
No one is without knowledge except him who asks no questions.