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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
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All my life I wanted to be someone I guess I should have been...
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Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
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We are always in search of the redeeming formula, the crystallizing thought.
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You till be glad to know the President is practicing safe snacks. in reference...
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I guess we’d be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody...
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Biology has at least 50 more interesting years.
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Yea, though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will...