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Agent Smith I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time...
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The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
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Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do...
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An education isn’t how much you have committed to memory, or even how much...
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I want my questions answered by an alert and experienced politician, prepared to be...
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If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a...
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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...