Quote #18873
Everything that can be invented, has been invented.
Quote #6775
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Quote #3953
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have...
Quote #3066
Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
Quote #30561
I accept now with equanimity the question so constantly addressed to me, ‘Are you...
Quote #33705
I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell...
Quote #27481
Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles...
Quote #2753
We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi....