Quote #7923
It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as...
Quote #10326
When I say I believe in a square deal i do not mean …...
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best...
Quote #12443
Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of their blunders.
Quote #15726
A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit...
Quote #31401
Have you ever seen an inchworm crawl up a leaf or a twig, and...
Quote #25769
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope...
Quote #10582
I take it that what all men are really after is some form or...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...