Kingsley Amis, One Fat Englishman (1963) Quote #7923 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as...
Theodore Roosevelt Quote #10326 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When I say I believe in a square deal i do not mean …...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28303 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Ogden Nash Quote #30254 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best...
Friederich Nietzsche, quoted in "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" (movie) Quote #12443 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of their blunders.
Alec Waugh Quote #15726 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit...
Albert P. Ryder Quote #31401 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Have you ever seen an inchworm crawl up a leaf or a twig, and...
Erma Bombeck Quote #25769 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope...
Joseph Conrad Quote #10582 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I take it that what all men are really after is some form or...
George Bernard Shaw Quote #15966 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...