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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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We are near waking when we dream we are dreaming.
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The optimist sees the rose and not its thorns the pessimist stares at the...
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
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This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected–in...
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Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
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Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in...
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Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.
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If you tell a lie — tell a big one.