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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of...
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I slept and dreamed that life was beauty.I awoke — and found that life...
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To break a promise is to deny the reality of the past Therefore it...
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In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can.
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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
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One is never as fortunate or as unfortunate as one thinks.
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The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of...
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We should take care not to make the intellect our god it has, of...
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You have not lived a perfect day, even though you have earned your money,...