Quote #9902
Disconnecting from change does not recapture the past. It loses the future.
Quote #11424
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #6954
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season...
Quote #364
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #28273
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
Quote #26824
I don’t have time for superficial friends. I suppose if you’re really lonely you...
Quote #740
Do not wrong or hate your neighbor, for it is not he that you...
Quote #8683
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Quote #7609
Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble...