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Where no counsel is, the people fall but in the multitude of counsellors there...
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Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
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I believe in God, Mozart, and Beethoven.
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The theory of evolution is outstandingly the most important theory in biology.
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...