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Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should...
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If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not...
Quote #19120
Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the...
Quote #14527
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #26660
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism...
Quote #11052
I have to say that the traditional role is kind of a myth. I...
Quote #21942
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #34176
The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left–the...
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...