Quote #28529
Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
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To write it, it took three months; to conceive it ? three minutes; to...
Quote #14455
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
Quote #16629
When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine...
Quote #16035
There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest...
Quote #29538
Science when well digested is nothing but good sense and reason.
Quote #22027
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.
Quote #6220
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the...
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.