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Truth always originates in a minority of one, and every custom begins as a...
Quote #12958
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Quote #1998
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #30946
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
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Jerry We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in...
Quote #26062
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
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I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
Quote #3847
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn...