Quote #33559
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #21572
Truth is the secret of eloquence and of virtue, the basis of moral authority...
Quote #5021
Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it.
Quote #6728
The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not...
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Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...
Quote #10210
The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.
Quote #17387
We know accurately only when we know little with knowledge doubt increases.