Quote #9397
I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that...
Quote #30995
Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it’s dark.
Quote #7840
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Quote #17030
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
Quote #9665
Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming...
Quote #5309
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #33021
The test of an adventure is that when you’re in the middle of it,...
Quote #17893
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #28354
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.