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College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students...
Quote #4997
It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you miss 100%...
Quote #5828
No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #17417
My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits.
Quote #31883
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
Quote #2689
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Quote #7854
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill...
Quote #19247
His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his...
Quote #5822
If you would stand well with a great mind, leave him with a favorable...