Quote #30057
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #3990
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #2943
All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
Quote #30069
Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
Quote #9494
Generous people are rarely mentally ill.
Quote #30521
One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at...
Quote #12428
Let no one who loves be called unhappy. For even love unreturned has its...
Quote #10005
Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to...