Quote #18727
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...
Quote #18152
Two things a man should never be angry at what he can help, and...
Quote #1389
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #14137
In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart...
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #30783
Desire makes everything blossom possession makes everything wither and fade.
Quote #825
In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the...
Quote #13569
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.