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Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has...
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...
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My time has been passed viciously and agreeably at thirty-one so few years months...
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Friends applaud, the comedy is over.
Quote #10621
I grow more intense as I age.
Quote #27880
The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.
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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
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Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
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I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and...
Quote #32500
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...