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The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
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Every child deserves a home and love. Period.
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There are two sides to every question.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
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It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money....
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The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a...
Quote #19824
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Quote #19922
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #32489
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.