Quote #29948
A man’s women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and...
Quote #4969
The gods are just, and of our pleasant vicesMake instruments to plague us.
Quote #2932
You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say.
Quote #29339
Real learning comes about when the competitive spirit has ceased.
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #3980
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #7134
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
Quote #4754
A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it.