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After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which...
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Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who...
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… put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
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The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
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Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that...