Quote #13515
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #2402
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
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Do you ever sit down and wonder what is wrong with the world Do...
Quote #19947
One’s religion is whatever he is most interested in, and yours is Success.
Quote #17574
The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to...
Quote #13349
I long to accomplish a great and noble task; but it is my chief...
Quote #5759
It is often merely for an excuse that we say things are impossible.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #23240
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark...
Quote #12200
So long as faith with freedom reigns And loyal hope survives, And gracious charity...