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After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
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I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the...
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Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid’s head It’s the size...
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Technology is a gift of God. After the gift of life it is perhaps...
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The mode by which the inevitable comes to pass is effort.
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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The real object of education is to have a man in the condition of...
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A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making...
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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...