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The good neighbor looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that...
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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He’s a Blockhead who wants a proof of what he Can’t Percieve And he’s...
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People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
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Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
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Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men; for the wise...
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The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old...
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All our progress is an unfolding, like a vegetable bud. You have first an...
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The populace is like the sea motionless in itself, but stirred by every wind,...
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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...