Quote #22056
Life is too brief. I had a friend whom I intended to know better....
Quote #9832
If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here...
Quote #26171
So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
Quote #326
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Quote #32474
Show a leg or shake a leg.
Quote #32445
War doesn’t determine who is right, only who is left.
Quote #3461
The secret of being boring is to say everything.
Quote #7649
With affection beaming out of one eye, and calculation shining out of the other.
Quote #20542
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...