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Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.
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Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person...
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To know that one knows what one knows, and to know that one doesn’t...
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Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.
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Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.