Quote #1990
Man is more ape than many of the apes.
Quote #1570
Of all the self-fulfilling prophecies in our culture, the assumption that aging means decline...
Quote #876
How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?
Quote #162
Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
Quote #26871
To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline...
Quote #18055
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #20115
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.
Quote #22367
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #19918
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.