Henny Youngman Quote #33269 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
Sidney Madwed Quote #16110 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you want to be truly successful invest in yourself to get the knowledge...
Charlie Kaufman, Adaptation Quote #9938 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We are what we love, not what loves us.
Ben Jonson Quote #12796 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He knows not his own strength that hath not met adversity.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28278 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1972) Quote #5766 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational...
Antonio Salieri, title of an opera Quote #6588 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Prima la musica, poi le parole (first the music, then the words)
Trey and Matt Stone Parker Quote #34465 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Love isn’t a decision. It’s a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,...
Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Quote #4711 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...