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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty...
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If you look good and dress well, you don’t need a purpose in life.
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Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying...
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If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us...
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By the time I’d grown up, I naturally supposed that I’d be grown up.
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It’s like being a Knight of the Garter. It’s an honor, but it doesn’t...
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The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
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What we obtain too cheap we esteem too little it is dearness only that...