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A good son makes a good husband.
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Never knock on Death’s door ring the bell and run away Death really hates...
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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
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Let us cross the river, and rest under the trees.
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Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
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Of ten parts a man enjoys one only, but a woman enjoys the full...
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Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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The proposition that the people are the best keepers of their own liberties is...