Quote #23112
If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...
Quote #3762
I will not go so far as to say that to construct a history...
Quote #5309
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #32353
To believe God is a Privilege, To doubt God is an insult.
Quote #23497
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one...
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I’ve known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to...
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #27224
If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.
Quote #26138
God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how He got to be God.
Quote #14896
In a mad world only the mad are sane.