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Weather forecast for tonight dark.
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don’t think it...
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It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any...
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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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It is the minority that has stood in the vain of every moral conflict,...
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Deeds, not words shall speak to me.
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He that is down can fall no lower.
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The double law of attraction and radiation or of sympathy and antipathy, of fixedness...
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The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the...