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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
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Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right...
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The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
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Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
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Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
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Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
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If you explore beneath shyness or party chit-chat, you can sometimes turn a dull...
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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at the touch, nay,...
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Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave...