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A bad wound may heal, but a bad name will kill.
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The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance...
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain...
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Getting caught is the mother of invention.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher...
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Let those who think I have said too little and those who think I...
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A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just...