Quote #12637
Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
Quote #13860
No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or “get rich” in...
Quote #23253
For truth is precious and divine Too rich a pearl for carnal swine.
Quote #4709
There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates...
Quote #16763
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up...
Quote #58
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
Quote #29840
The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #5670
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...